Mini-competition: "Inevitable is like Monopoly..."

At the Redcap's Corner Event, someone said that Inevitable looks like "Monopoly on steroids."  

HappyCOM-9 thinks that this comment can be improved.

Earn a space on HappyCOM-9's "24-hour no-kill list" by completing the following sentence:  "Inevitable is like Monopoly..."

Examples:
"Inevitable is like Monopoly with a substance abuse problem."
"Inevitable is like Monopoly having a bad trip on acid."
"Inevitable is like Monopoly with bipolar disorder off its meds." 
"Inevitable is like Monopoly, macerated in pop-culture swill and devoured with a side of tough tamales."